What's wrong wiv butch, grizzly, 20-stone ex-coal miners from Wales called Bert with tattoos on the chest and coaldust for hair? Don't knock it 'til youv'e tried it my mother always told me.

Looking forward to the hugs, but don't let "she who must..." catch you.

Can't arrive 'til Sat and must away on the Friday, but will try to fit in as many venues in between.