Now listen lads.....I'm DEFINITELY not butch....I'm certainly NOT 20 stone...I'm not an ex-coal miner, although I do know a song about one....I have been to Wales and still have relatives who live there,
I don't have tattoos and you're all SO not seeing my chest (!) and I have just spent a FORTUNE having golden highlights in my hair....which means that we no longer have any money to eat...which means that I will be EVEN less like a 20 stone ex-miner by the time you all get here!!! (Phew!)

So...what worries ME is what YOU all look like!!! ;0) ;0) Especially Tepid Tom!!! ;0)

And I don't mind beards, or beer....but PLEASE...No Belly Hair...That is SO not a good look! You just ask Lynne!!

Lizzie ;0)