I was in Deer Lake, Newfoundland, Canada, supervising an addition to the Passenger Terminal Building many years ago. There was a Crash-Fire-Rescue (CFR) guy who used to visit the Maintenance Crew lunch room at morning break every now and then and and crack the lads up with his stories and banter. One day, when break was almost over, we heard the door at the end of the maintenance garage slam shut, then someone running across the garage, then running up the steps to the door of the lunchroom. Buddy got in the lunchroom, almost out of breath, looked at the Airport Manager and asked, "Ye got aids?!" The AM, with a look of disbelief and wonderment on his face replied, emphatically, "NOOOO!!" Says buddy, "AH, you're the asshole I been lookin for!"