The other half of "Sic Transit", keyboard player and parodist extraordinaire, Clive Lever, came up with this one (soong in Geordie, why Aye!).

Chorus:- War Jacko's lost his marbles,
          War Jacko's lost his marbles,
          War Jacko's lost his marbles,
          He's one brick short of a load.

First he gave us thrillin',
With that he made a killin',
But he wasn't the full shillin',
So next he gave us Bad.

Chorus:-

Bad, it was pathetic,
A musical emetic,
But he couldn't spell pathetic,
Why else would he call it bad.

Chorus:-

Next he had a nose job,
It would have made a saint sob,
Cos half an inch above his gob,
They stuck his private parts.

Chorus:-

Then he had a skin graft,
It made him look so bloody daft,
That even Stevie Wonder laughed,
When he turned from black to white.

Chorus:-

So if you spent your money,
On his latest CD,
Ten to one you must be,
One brick short of a load.

Chorus:-


Works for me!
Don T.