The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78924   Message #1426337
Posted By: gnu
03-Mar-05 - 06:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: How many would pay big $ to 'visit' me?
Subject: RE: BS: How many would pay big $ to 'visit' me?
Well for those with more prurient interests, rather than bald beavers or naked foxes, I might suggest early October, when the frost nestles gently on the nuts of the bull moose. Watching a cow moose do a "piss dance" might be a selling point (no, I'm not going to desribe it - it's one of those things you gotta see for yourself). And, seeing a 1200 pound bull moose walk on his hind legs a couple of feet toward a cow, already having "caught up with her", might be the ultimate in eco-porn. Maybe that's the ad for the website... t-shirts and all. Of course, a porcupine video would rule. You ain't seen, especially HEARD, nothin til.... ahem!! Excuse me.