I once had a wierd instrument which, when you blew in it, sounded like someone performing an ilegal act on a goat. It was guaranted to make all the cats and dogs in the area scream in utter horror, and howl for hours. Sometimes the local people would storm my house bearing flaming torches and threaten to burn me out if I didn't stop playing it. Eventually, they stole it from me and performed a rutial burning of it in order to dispel the evil spirits which lived inside. I later found out it was called a set of Bagpipes, I wish I still had them.

GB.