Looks like I've blown me chances of any hugs then, having a hairy beer belly, and a hairy chest and no I'm not shaving just for the week (but then I've got to have hair somewhere).

The belly's all brought and paid for too, you can't get one overnight you know, it takes years of dedicated practice :o)

And Lizzy, men don't get colds, we get man flu which is much worse than ordinary flu or colds.