Swappin' Partners.
Homer & Jethro
TTO: Changing Partners

We were waltzing together, to the music so divine.
She was stepping all over, the feet that are all mine.
Oh my corns & my bunions, were a hurtin' painfully.
And I wish that someone would change partners with me.

Though my darlin' was knock-kneed, she was cute as she could be.
And I was bow-legged, as anyone could see.
And while we were dancin', they were laughin' more and more,
We looked like an egg-beater, as we waltzed around the floor.

[Instrumental]

Then we danced to a new dance, I think it's called the creep.
The front end goes like a cadillac, and the rear end like a jeep.
Then she tripped and she fell down, on the floor she sits and cries,
Cause it bruised her somewhat, and it hurt her otherwise.

But no-one would change partners, so I danced with her instead,
She had a strange growth on her neck. I think it was her head.
No, they would not change partners, at my girl they wouldn't look,
And if Kinsey could see her, he would write another book.