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Thread #78904   Message #1427516
Posted By: Little Hawk
05-Mar-05 - 04:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: Chimpanzee to testify!
Subject: RE: BS: Chimpanzee to testify!
So? I think they should definitely do it. After the incredible farce of the O.J. trial, the glove, and all that...after the ludicrous 2000 election...after the pre-emptive war on the country that didn't have WMD's or cause 911...why not stretch the ludicrous drama of "justice in the USA" that one little step further?

It reminds me of the Roman emperors who did crazy stuff like declaring themselves gods...or marrying their female relatives to horses...or whatever.

The time for this has definitely come! Bring on the chimp and the gorilla, I say!

I think Madonna should also be brought in as a "material witness". And Liz Taylor. Let's milk this sucker for all it's worth, so as to take people's minds off stuff that really matters, like Medicare or the war. :-)