When I was in high school (not SO long ago), my buddies and I made an observation. After much leering about the school/town, we came to the conclusion that women who smoked had bigger hooters.

In spite of this obvious benefit, none of us could stand the smell of them. I'm not sure that's shallow (the smell thing, not the hooter thing); if the most beautiful flower in the world smells like baby poop, you probably won't stick one in your lapel.

Paul