I dyslexed that first phrase alanabit... was quite worried for a while!!!

It happens to girls too... I was with a 'friend' one evening, in his house on his wife's chicken farm, when there was a torch through the window and a knock on the door... Being a chicken farm and it being December, the local police had instructions to check on the farm every hour or so, looking out for thieves after a cheap Christmas dinner. It took quite a lot of persuading to get them not to report the open gate and 'other occupant'... Knowing the owner to be a dark haired woman, they weren't expecting a blonde in the bed.....

(Incidentally, before you judge, I was single and his wife was off on her regular weekly jaunt to her lover, whom she'd been seeing for 3 years.. their marriage was formally dissolved 6 months after this Christmas!)

LTS