Holy Flip, man! The earth moved in Quebec, eh?   I figure it was Shania. She is hot. She's probally on toor in Qeubec and was gettin' some after-the-show R & R, know waht I mean?

I sure wished it hadda been me with her, but I amstill in jail. It was probally her bolthole of a husband. I hope so, becoz I wouldnot like to think Shania would cheat...unless it was with me...coz I am really her solemate, eh? I figger to get out any day now. As soon as they reelize I was not stealin' the beer for myself, but because it's gonna run out and then epople will need some from a guy like me who had the branis to think ahead and the balls to take action, eh?

Any day now. I am countin' down on my fingers.

BDiBR