garshhkk! Do our friendly 'Catters across the pond watch alot of Dukes of Hazard & Beverly Hillbilly reruns? It's a riot that yew'unz understand so much "Dixie" speak!

(Kaleea speaks with whispering Southern Belle voice):

   Ah troo-wuh--ly tho-wut thet one o' them thar durn yay-yunkeez wuz a feller in pee-yun strah-yupped puh-jay-yuh-muz thet play-eez bay-eess-bowl in New Yo-wuk Citeee.

   **If you have easily deciphered the above code, you must be a so-called "Southerner", and are needed by your government in the Secret Code department.