Once upon a time, I was a Mature Age & External Student Rep on the Uni Student Council.

The meeting was getting rather rowdy and the chair was having difficulty in keeping order. Being rather bored, I waited until there was a slight pause after one of his many shouts of "Order! Order!", and in my best projected stage voice said "Two Beers and a packet of chips!"

Silence - followed by "You're Named!" The meeting was a litle better behaved after that, but not much...

The poor minute taker secretary was trying not to laugh out loud, whilst choking, trying not to fall off her chair, and possibly not wet her pants....

The younger ones always gave me a little more respect after that....