el punkoid neuveau:

You're really tempting fate there. I'm also a 'Filker' (folk music with a SF bias, often with parodied tunes)

The temptation to produce a new 'Who Filk', based on a single episode would have to be resisted strongly.

But as The Borg (Star Trek The Next Generation) would say:
"Resistance is futile!"

Nigel