My Worst experience re: They sent me up to London, for to guard the Tower/ And Im sure I would be there, til my very dieing hour/ But a lady fell in love with me, I told her I was a maid/ She went unto my captain and my secret she betrayed...

The Captain he came up to me and asked if this was so/ O I dare not, I dare not, I dare not say no/ tis a pity we should loose you - such a sailor man ye made/ Tis a pity we should loose such a handsom young blade!

Just to get this back to the purpose of MC Larry Otway