FRY'S - the place that shink-wraps returns and places them back on the heap?

FRY'S the place where the return lines are longer than the checkout lines?

FRY's the place that runs out of Sunday Sale Specials at 8:30 Sunday morning?

FRY's the place for purchasing candy and magazines while waiting in the checkout line?

Maxime of the worn-out and blue ...YOU WILL get fried at FRY'S.