I pity the poor person who would ever come to clean my house. I have too much shit and it's everywhere. My walls are full, my floors are full (of animal hair and straw every damn day!), My shelves are full. Yes, I pity the person, but I wouldn't clean beforehand. Unfortunately I would never have a housekeeper unless I'm too old and feeble to do it myself.
This thing about being insecure Little Hawk, you might be right about that, but I would be like the challenging women. If I can afford to pay for it, they're going to clean it!