Tell ya whut, Rapaire, fergit N'awlins. Jus' come on down here an I'll get my buddy Mike t' cook up some stuff fer ya. Mike useta live in N'awlins an' him an' Paul Prudhomme wuz neighbors. Chef Paul might be a good cook, but seems he cain't change a lightbulb on his own. So Mike got t' doin' little odd jobs aroun' Chef Paul's place an' Paul repaid him with cookin' lessons. Oh my, but th' boy can cook up a potta gumbo! An' I'm shore he can whoop up a beignet er two if'n he's in th' mood. Onliest difference is instead uh sittin' in th' Cafe du Monde an' watchin' th' Mizzippi flow by, ya'd hafta sit on Mike's deck an' watch Bayou Texar flow by.