Well, well, well...

The P-Vine and I have been gone all day and so come home and, gol danged! Heck of a ffod fight I done started here... Gonna take more than one cleaningh lady nexr week...

Now, Susan... I loves ya' to pieces but whereas you might think that ol' Bobert being purdey "sh*tty" and maybe I is... Sniff... But id din't mean no harm... I promise... I love the P-Vine to even more peces than I loves you... Sniff... I sho do...

But, yeah, I kinda thing LH and Helen were more in line wid why I did what I did...

Hey, I loves womenz but womenz and mens come wid different wirin' and, yeah, now an' then I like to playfully mess wid the womenz... Heck, wid some of the dumbass stuff I've said here in mudville one certainly shouldn'y infere that I'z like any saner than the average womanz and I, ahhhh, is a manz... I mean, lets face it, menz is some purdy messes up folks their ownselves... Sho nuff ate... But in other areas... Like I ain't in denial and will never come to the defense of menz wacky stuff they do...

Now, I know we satrted off on the wrong foot wid my Doctor Phil thread a long time ago but, hey, in this danged messed up world wid people killing each other fir sports jackets, 'er oil, a little intermural skrimage between the menz and the womenz here in Mudville shouldn't ever be taken too seriously...

And I loves the P-Vine and of all the spouses in Mudville and Tweeds, she is by far the best knowed and most boasted on spouse 'er SO that I can think of.... Sniff.... I just like sharin' her with others and don't mean no disrespect... Sniff... Sho don't...

(oh, yer gonna get it now, Bobert... WYSusan gonna stick you in the corner with a pointy hat if yer lucky... But you might get the dreaded "little talk"!!!)

I'm sorry, WYSusan... I'll be better... You'll see... This is the "new and improved" Bobert...

Sniff...

Bobert

p.s. I got these iron stains right unner the rim of the toidy and have tried Lime-Away and nithin'... Any suggestions?