There's a fridge magnet with the legend 'Dull women have immaculate houses'. I'll drink to that.

My daughter, at age 14, told me that she was the only one in her class who said, during a class on birth control, that she would not be afraid to come and tell me if she got pregnant. All the others were too scared of parental reaction to consider it.

I'd rather have that than a sparkling clean house.