LMAO you guys! When "anonymous" said her husband was a CD I pictured this round disc having coffee at breakfast across the table! When I had switched gears from music to total BS I got it.

Rick, totally funny: Gurl Ives!

Triage: I think the tri is literally three. They decide 1)who is too far gone to bother with 2)who needs immediate attention, and 3) who can wait for attention.

My worst experience with CDressers: Way back when I used to ride public transportation in San Francisco. One day at Castro street (of course) a lady/man got on and sat next to me. He/She was quite gregarious and chatted away as I oh-ed and uh huh-ed. Finally, she pulled a huge butcher knife out of her purse and explained to me that we "girls" have to have protection. I got off at the next stop.....