I've been following the mudcat for the past year without joining in but have to break my silence here.

Guest guest, she's not worth bothering with you know. Where are you? If you are anywhere near me I can give you two very good reasons to throw her out and get to know me instead.

You won't have to worry about any ex girlfriends either. I don't like the company of other women. I prefer to be with the men.

By the way, do you play the ukelele? I just love uke players.