Hi, I'm Chuckles. That's not my real name which is actually untranslatable into your language. I'm a fred, and I'm the egg-brother of the late Bubba Bubba. Since Bubba Bubba was trying to mitosize with someone named Bee-Dubya-Ell when heitshe was forced from these matrices, it's my duty as egg-brother to avenge itshehe's rejoiced overpassing.

If anyone knows where this Bee-Dubya-Ell is I would greatly appreciate knowing it. I promise that whatever the Bee-Dubya-Ell is it's consumption will be felicitious.

Oh, I also need something that I think you call a "Komodo Dragon." Are there any used ones available? I have only a little extra iridium with me with which to purchase one.

Thank you.