Little girl goes to see Santa. Santa takes said little girl on his knee, and says, in the proper manner..."And what would you like for Christmas?"
Little girl thinks for a while and then replies..."Weeell, what I'd really like is Barbie and Action Man"
Santa is somewhat confused...."Don't you mean Barbie and Ken dear, Barbie comes with Ken, doesn't she?"
"No, she comes with Action Man" replies little girl,
"She only fakes it with Ken"
Regards, Myrtle.