The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1434982
Posted By: Bunnahabhain
14-Mar-05 - 11:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
The Pope and a Cardinal die, and go up to Heaven. They're both talking excitedly about how they're about to meet God directly.
St Peter, at the gate tells them they can go in to meet God, and since they were so good on earth, they can have a private meeting, one at a time, a rare honour.
The Pope lets the Cardinal go in first, and he comes out again, a few minutes later. He asks how he saw God, and the Cardinal replies " She's black, for a start..."