I have been released by the large men in dark galasses, who turned out to be secret service. Apparently they, like Little Hawk want us to stop, cease and desist. Unfortunatly, they also forgot to mention what it is they wish us to stop doing. This leads to several possible conclusions.

Little Hawk is a member of the secret service.

Spatulas have been classifed as a WMD, and MOAB has been idenitifed as the source for a major outbreak of them.

The dolphins are right. Please tell us if anybody mysteriously gains engraved fishbowls

All three.

Bunnahabhain.