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Thread #79224 Message #1436185
Posted By: wlisk
16-Mar-05 - 12:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years
old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge
rag, "The Cambridge Distorter", told a photographer to get
over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twins.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear
quite well. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and
the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus," said the
YET AGAIN - "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "Me first!"