Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo all sitting in a pub.

Sleeping Beauty says, " I must be the most beautiful woman in the land."

Tom Thumb says, "I must be the smallest person in the land."

Quasimodo says, "I must be the ugliest person in the land."

They decide to achieve fame and go the office of the Guinness Book of Records.

Sleeping Beauty walks out smiling and says, "I'm in hooray."

Tom Thumb walks out smiling and says, "I'm in too hooray."

Quasimodo walks out and says, " Who the fuck is Camilla Parker Bowles????"