The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1436215
Posted By: Susu's Hubby
16-Mar-05 - 01:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
An old man was sitting on his porch when he noticed a boy walking down the street with a roll of duct tape.

He asked the boy,"Son, where you going with that duct tape?"

"I'm going to catch me some ducks!" the boy replied.

The old man said, "Boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

The boy grinned and said, "Just you wait and see!"

Later that day the old man spotted the boy walking back down the street followed by ten ducks attached to a piece of duct tape.

The next day, the man saw the boy walking with some chicken wire.

The old man said, " Son, where you going with that chicken wire?"

The boy replied, "Gonna go catch me some chickens."

The old man said, "Boy, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

The boy grinned and said, "Just you wait and see!"

Later that day the old man spotted the boy walking down the street dragging twenty chickens in a piece of chicken wire.

The next day the old man saw the boy walking down the street with a weed in his hand.

The old man said, "Boy, what you got in your hand today?"

The boy looked up and said, "Pussy Willow".

The old man said, "Wait for me, I'm going to go grab my hat."