We've been breedin' them shrimps as part of our Plot To Take Over. We figgered that iffen we could git 'em big enough...well, ya know that they's "fairy shrimp." So we figgered that having giant jumbo fairy shrimp would be oxymoronic enuff ta snuff the minds of the current administration in deecee. This was thought up by "Hacky" Moore, who figgered thet when the deecee spondits started thinkin' about giant fairy shrimps they'd git all worried about giant fairies and giant shrimp and their li'l minds would turn off like a blown bulb.

But the Idyho National Guard got wind of it aforen it was ready, and so our nefarious Plot To Take Over is foiled agin.

Prolly jist as well, too.