When people start talking about their pets, I talk about Fluffy, my one-eyed hairless albino cat. Then I "remember" that I might have a picture of her in my wallet. I haul it out and look at it and say, "Yeah, that's her in front of the house trying to claw her way through the snow in a snowstorm last winter." As I pass over the picture, I say, "Can't relly tell if she's coming or going."

It's a business card with nothing but an asterisk (*) in the middle.