The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1436353
Posted By: gnu
16-Mar-05 - 04:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
This is a visual.... you gotta act out the last part... Fellah from Kent County in TO, on last bit of money, decides to have one last good time. He spies a hooker and they go back in alley. She makes a few offers but he can't afford. She asks how much $ he has. $15. For that you get a "penguin". He shrugs, gives her the $15. She drops, pulls his pants down, starts blowing him. He starts to make "imminent noises" and she gets up and walks away.... this is where you act out the last part, which is walking like a penguin (ie, your pants around your ankles) sayin, "WAIT!!! WAIT!!!"