The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224 Message #1436445
Posted By: wlisk
16-Mar-05 - 06:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are
having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the
Irishman says, "Aye, this is a great bar, but where I come from, back
in Dublin, there's a BETTER one. At McDougall's, you buy a drink, you
buy another drink, and McDougall himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a great place. Then the Italian
says, "Yeah, that's a great bar, but where I come from, there's a
BETTER one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinnie's. At
you buy a drink, Vinnie buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink,
Vinnie buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Polish guy
says, "YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT???? Where I come from,
there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you
your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your
drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to
"No", replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister."