I really hate this damn machine
I wish to Hell they'd sell it-
It won't do what I want it to
But only what I tell it.

This was very true, (and reasoinably funny) a dozen years ago--Now the damn software does things to your system without your telling it to, or even without asking your permission. It hides information in hard-to-locate places under impossible-to-recognize names, and then forces you to spend money on software to fix the messes that it creates.