Does Lizzie really exist? Has anyone ever met her and survived to tell the tale? Isn't she really some schoolboy computer geek cooped-up in a back bedroom in Tooting? What on earth is he / she doing on this website posting his / her inane ramblings? Is 'Lizzie in Sidmouth' just a covert attempt by the Tourist Boards in other towns to drive the rest of us away from Sidmouth for ever?