The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224   Message #1438481
Posted By: Georgiansilver
19-Mar-05 - 05:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
The farmer is showing a potential buyer around his farm. He first shows him the cow sheds in which the cows are being milked and whilst unbeknown to him, the potential buyer is a ventriloquist..the buyer asks a cow.."How are you treated here and do you like living on this farm"?....Then answers by throwing his voice..."It is great here, we get well looked after and such lovely surroundings"....The farmer is bemused by this and takes the potential buyer to the chicken sheds where the ventriloquist asks the chicken..."Do you like living here and are you treated well"?...and throws his voice again in reply..."It is wonderful here, we are so well fed and life is first class"
The ventriloquist then sees a building at the bottom end of the farm and asks the farmer to take him there.....the farmer says.."You don't want to go there"!...."I do says the ventriloquist..If I am to buy your farm I want to see every inch of it and meet all the animals"
The farmer then says..."Well it's the piggery...and if they say I have been doing strange things to them they are liars"!!!!!