> Try This...I dare you
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>- Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
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>international law, or any of that nonsense.
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>- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical
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>care for you and your entire family.
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>- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
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>- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
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>Procreate abundantly.
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>- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
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>behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not
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>understand, pal."
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>- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop,
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>or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
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>- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your
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>children do likewise.
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>- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
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>- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
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>rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal,
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>presence in Mexico. Drive around with no liability insurance......and
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>ignore local traffic laws.
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>- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
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>officers.
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>Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.
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>Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any
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>other country in the world ... except right here in the United
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>States... Land of the naive!