A Fire Engine, guys. We gotta find him a fire engine with a really loud siren.
Too bad. Years ago, after a fire on my street, the engine company left a huge hook on the street. It looked like the poles we used to use to open tall windows. I returned it to the fire department. Tris could have made a hit showing up with that thing.
I am off to eBay to procure a fire engine - hook and ladder preferably.
Auntie SINS