"In comes I this Turk from Turkey land
To take bold champions out of hand.
He brags, he boasts to such degree
And thinks no man can do like he."

It takes guts for a Greek to say those words. But I have the gut.

It's 23rd April - I should know, it being my nameday. Winchester Scout Troup are just trying to fit it into their schedule. Probably celebrated Christmas on the 27th too.