Missis Brown imagines
Her figure's very fine.
She told me quite in earnest
Hers was twice as good as mine!
It stung me to the quick
And since that day I've not forgot it;
For I know the figure that she's got,
And the shop at which she got it!
Oh! Missis Brown,
Bumptious Missis Brown!
Remember I have seen her in
Her little dressing gown.
If you think her figure's real,
Talk about a "skinny eel!"
Just you come to tea with me
And Missis Brown.