You can't be serious.(!) There is an album cover with a folksinger playing to dolphins from the back of a Greenpeace vessel????? What the f*ck????

ROTFLMAO!!!! Does he also match the rest of the description? Even to the red suspenders? If so, I will bow down, utter 3 "Hail Mary's" and give thanks for another bizarre miracle.

Is it impossible to invent ANYTHING fictional anymore, no matter how ridiculous, without it already having been done by someone in real life?

So, what album is it? I'd really like to know.