The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79494   Message #1440247
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
22-Mar-05 - 12:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: This is a bullshit thread, but someone d
Subject: RE: BS: This is a bullshit thread, but someone d
There is always at least a minimal danger these days of bein' sexually assaulted by a gorilla or an orangutan while pealing oranges or buying the morning paper. I know, cos I have been on the receiving end of this kind of unprovoked behaviour on at least 2 occasions. The best way to deal with it is with firearms. Large calibre firearms. Keep this in mind, and you should be just fine.