Well done, DougR!!

Bill:

You are an overpaid, talent-free, noxious carrier of cellulose and cholesterol; your value on earth is limited to carrying wrinkles around until they can break free. You have less talent than a pup in a hurricane, and you are obese and self-satisfied and conceited as well. You deserve your well-earned obscurity and I hope it continues and grows.

Amos