Sorry ~ no rhyming:

I don't mind starting a thread that attracts little or no interest half as much as I mind adding my comment to a thread and then watching the discussion die a slow lingering death as it sinks to the bottom of the page and off.

In real life, I like to have the last word, and have been accused to going to great lengths to make sure I get it. When it happens in one of these threads, though, I tend to worry: "What did I say? What did I do wrong?"