Never wrestle with a pig with honor on the line
Or vie with that pig over principle or virtue
You may contest with a pig for money just for money
When you're done, when you're done
You will need to buy new clothes
After you are quit of that pig
You will need a reputation
You'll need money for those clothes
You'll need money for a lawyer
But that pig will need no dough
'Cause that pig had a good time!