Actually, mine is much like Lynne's...basically a cozy, comfortable pub.   The chairs all mostly leather; some are firm and some are the kind that a person can sink into. The floors are covered haphazardly with high-quality Oriental and Navaho carpets.   There is a drink machine like Callahan's on the bar, capable of fixing any and every imaginable mixed drink, and three interspacial portals, each with a tap sticking out. One pours any requested beer or ale (except anything made by Coors, Budweiser or Miller), the others do the same for every possible variety and vintage of wine and port and every kind of Scotch and lesser whiskey. The hot tub is in one alcove and the massage table is in another.