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Thread #79513   Message #1441220
Posted By: WFDU - Ron Olesko
22-Mar-05 - 10:38 PM
Thread Name: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
Little Hawk, you must seek help now!!!   Get out of that tarpaper shack and start talking to real people again. There is a cure for this delusion that you are suffering. You can be deprogrammed. If you don't seek help soon, we will end up hearing stories how you shaved your head and were caught giving out flowers at airports.

Shatner is the gum on the shoe of the entertainment industry. He is an annoyance, unnecessary to the function of the shoe, and a pain in the neck to scrape off. He must be avoided at all cost.

Burn his damn LP's and shred those Star Trek tapes! Get out your "Sebastian Cabot Sings Dylan" LP and start on your road to recovery.

There is a very good reason why SHAT is part of his name.