i thought she was as fair a lass
as ever wore a shoe
so i sat doon beside
and with tae and buns supplied her
and to soften her
i offered her
a lozenger or two

and as i was feelin' boulder
i nipped her on the shoulder
i nipped her and i told her
that i'd take her ouan ma knee
but she said yee'll be in bother
for i'll go home an' tell me mother
i'll go home an' tell me mother
if yer impudent ta me

(aye N. - donchya love a sing-song?)