Dear Bobret,

I habv taken th' liberty obv circle-atin' yore name an' address t' sum folks 'roun here whut haz money pits buildin's obv historical innerest thet iz in need obv more repairs than they're worth a few minor fix'em-ups. Since Hurricane Ivan ripped off bunches obv roofs an' flooded danged near ever buildin' thet wuz anywheres near water, they's lotsa buildin's needin' a idjit wif more money than brains civic-minded person t' help restore 'em.

No, don't thank me. I iz glad t' help.

Yore fren'

Bee-dubz